*slytherin wins house cup*
dumbledore: i don't think so
dumbledore: five hundred points to gryffindor for being fabulous
Me: my teenage years are gonna be a blast!
Life: whoops sorry
High school: haha yeah right
Highschool parties: lol nope you're not invited
Friends: we don't need you anymore lol
Food: I'll be your best friend
Tumblr: lol I'm here for you
Me: okay
me: everyone's opinion deserves to be respected
random person: that band sucks
me: well, no one asked you to be born
